Timing is everything…

The first three minutes of takeoff or the last eight minutes of landing are when 80 percent of crashes occur, according to the FAA. So, drunky, stay sharp during this time.

 

Give yourself five.

Whether riding in the front, back, or middle, you can increase your chances of making it out by sitting within five rows of an exit, research shows. Out of the way, Grandma!

 

Gone in 90 seconds.

It takes about that long for fire to burn into the cabin. Your plane can also be engulfed in flames on impact, however. Douse yourself with water to gain an extra third of a second.